Category Archives: Toast Haiku

churlish

churlish • \CHUR-lish\ • adjective 1: of, resembling, or characteristic of a churl : vulgar 2: marked by a lack of civility or graciousness : surly 3: difficult to work with or deal with : intractable from Merriam-Webster Online toast … Continue reading

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Gulp and slaver

early morning rumbles precede onset of toaster use – breakfast food of gods

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Frustration

Twitching new settings. Aim: perfectly toasted slice – Burnt off’rings again…

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Rebellion

recalcitrant toaster rises up against cleaning – handle won’t stay down…

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Cremation

toaster settings wait for unsuspecting wholegrain – slices all in flames…

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Anticipation

morning sunlight peeks around the curtain. Drifting scent of toasted grain…

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Cinnamon

Sugar and spices Meld with the warm buttery Crunch – ecstatic bite!

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